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寻乌人挺住！接下来将是难熬的一个月！8个坏消息，最最...

<div style="text-align: center;">寻乌人挺住！接下来将是难熬的一个月！8个坏消息，最最最担心的事儿要来了...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><section data-role="outer" label="Powered by 135editor.com" style="font-family: 微软雅黑;">2019年的第一周04天都过去了 说来惭愧...... 回顾过去的这一年是不是和小微一样感觉书没看多少技能也没有学到肚子上的游泳圈还多了两圈说多了都是泪啊！ 然而接下来的日子更难熬本月堪称史上最难熬的一个月胖友们要做好心理准备啊…… <section class="_135editor" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="34405" data-color="rgb(216, 40, 33)" style="max-width: 100%;letter-spacing: 0.544px;font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);line-height: 25.6px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><section data-width="100%" style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 1em; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: inherit; color: rgb(254, 254, 254); border-color: rgb(216, 40, 33); display: inline-block; width: 556px; box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="" data-brushtype="text" style="padding: 0.5em;max-width: 100%;line-height: 1.2em;font-size: 1em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);background-color: rgb(216, 40, 33);box-sizing: border-box;">“噩耗”一：冷冷冷</section><section style="margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;max-width: 100%;width: 0px;border-top: 0.6em solid rgb(216, 40, 33);border-bottom-color: rgb(216, 40, 33);height: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;border-left: 1em solid transparent !important;border-right: 1em solid transparent !important;"></section></section></section><p style="margin-right: 0em; margin-left: 0em; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; widows: 1; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 1.75em; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"> <p style="margin-right: 0em; margin-left: 0em; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; font-size: 17px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; widows: 1; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 1.75em; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">三九天就来了 <p style="margin-right: 0em; margin-left: 0em; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; widows: 1; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 1.75em; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">最冷的时候来了<p style="margin-right: 0em; margin-left: 0em; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; widows: 1; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 1.75em; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">还撞上了超冷的“三九”！<section class="_135editor" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="34405" data-color="rgb(216, 40, 33)" style="max-width: 100%;letter-spacing: 0.544px;font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);line-height: 25.6px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><section data-width="100%" style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 1em; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: inherit; color: rgb(254, 254, 254); border-color: rgb(216, 40, 33); display: inline-block; width: 556px; box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="" data-brushtype="text" style="padding: 0.5em;max-width: 100%;line-height: 1.2em;font-size: 1em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);background-color: rgb(216, 40, 33);box-sizing: border-box;">“噩耗”二：又要开始抢票回家了</section><section style="margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;max-width: 100%;width: 0px;border-top: 0.6em solid rgb(216, 40, 33);border-bottom-color: rgb(216, 40, 33);height: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;border-left: 1em solid transparent !important;border-right: 1em solid transparent !important;"></section></section></section> <section class="_135editor" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="88949" data-color="rgb(172, 29, 16)" data-custom="rgb(172, 29, 16)" style="max-width: 100%;letter-spacing: 0.544px;font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);line-height: 25.6px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%;"><section style="max-width: 100%;"><section class="_135editor" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="88949" data-color="rgb(172, 29, 16)" data-custom="rgb(172, 29, 16)" style="max-width: 100%;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="max-width: 100%;"><section style="max-width: 100%;">悄悄问一句你过年回家的高铁票买好了吗春运购票已经正式开始了人类历史上规模最大的周期性大迁徙史诗级大片即将上演 </section></section></section> 买票难，难于上青天辛苦了一年就盼着过节回家团圆了春运日当午，订票贼辛苦在外地工作的人们，回家的票都抢到了吗？ </section></section></section><section class="_135editor" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="34405" data-color="rgb(216, 40, 33)" style="max-width: 100%;letter-spacing: 0.544px;font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);line-height: 25.6px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><section data-width="100%" style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 1em; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: inherit; color: rgb(254, 254, 254); border-color: rgb(216, 40, 33); display: inline-block; width: 556px; box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="" data-brushtype="text" style="padding: 0.5em;max-width: 100%;line-height: 1.2em;font-size: 1em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);background-color: rgb(216, 40, 33);box-sizing: border-box;">“噩耗”三：年终奖没着落</section><section style="margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;max-width: 100%;width: 0px;border-top: 0.6em solid rgb(216, 40, 33);border-bottom-color: rgb(216, 40, 33);height: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;border-left: 1em solid transparent !important;border-right: 1em solid transparent !important;"></section></section></section> 元旦之后就是各种节日，春节、情人节、还有各种年会、聚餐…可是这些我都不care，一年到头就盼着那点年终奖呢，哪还有心思工作啊！ 然而！能拿到年终奖的人的数量，可能远低于的你的想象！大多数朋友都有挣，而且挣得五花八门▼<section class="_135editor" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="91421" style="max-width: 100%;letter-spacing: 0.544px;font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);line-height: 25.6px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="_135editor" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="91236" style="max-width: 100%;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="_135editor" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="91236" style="max-width: 100%;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="_135editor" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="91236" style="max-width: 100%;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="_135editor" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="91531" style="max-width: 100%;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="_135editor" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="30" data-color="rgb(216, 40, 33)" data-custom="rgb(216, 40, 33)" style="max-width: 100%;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="margin-top: 20px;padding: 5px;max-width: 100%;border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(204, 204, 204);line-height: 24px;box-shadow: rgb(165, 165, 165) 5px 5px 2px 0px;background-color: rgb(250, 250, 250);box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="margin-top: -18px;margin-left: 20px;max-width: 100%;text-align: left;"><section style="padding: 4px 20px;max-width: 100%;display: inline-block;border-radius: 0.1em 1.5em;box-shadow: rgb(165, 165, 165) 4px 4px 2px 0px;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);text-align: justify;border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(216, 40, 33);background-color: rgb(216, 40, 33);box-sizing: border-box;">各种年终奖：</section></section><section class="" data-style="margin-top: 2px; margin-bottom: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1.5em; line-height: 2em;" style="padding: 15px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="_135editor" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="91421" style="max-width: 100%;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="_135editor" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="91236" style="max-width: 100%;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;">有发个屁的，有发个锤子的，有发个毛的，更有甚者发个妹的，奢侈之极！最恐怖的是有发个鬼的！刚刚我碰见一朋友，问今年发了多少？他点燃一根烟深深的吸了一口望着天空说：发个鸟！</section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section></section> <section class="_135editor" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="34405" data-color="rgb(216, 40, 33)" style="max-width: 100%;letter-spacing: 0.544px;font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);line-height: 25.6px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><section data-width="100%" style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 1em; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: inherit; color: rgb(254, 254, 254); border-color: rgb(216, 40, 33); display: inline-block; width: 556px; box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="" data-brushtype="text" style="padding: 0.5em;max-width: 100%;line-height: 1.2em;font-size: 1em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);background-color: rgb(216, 40, 33);box-sizing: border-box;">噩耗”四：被围攻逼婚逼生娃</section><section style="margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;max-width: 100%;width: 0px;border-top: 0.6em solid rgb(216, 40, 33);border-bottom-color: rgb(216, 40, 33);height: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;border-left: 1em solid transparent !important;border-right: 1em solid transparent !important;"></section></section></section> 临近春节，友情提醒大家，让人闻风丧胆的七大姑八大姨，又要出动啦！ 就算你解决了对象问题，除了催婚，他们还有十万个问题准备逼疯你 <p style="padding-right: 0.5em; padding-left: 0.5em; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); line-height: 1.75em;"> 面对这个王者阵容你一个青铜五能搞定么？单身狗要承受1万点伤害不说，结婚了的还要被催生孩子，国家为什么要让你们生二胎？就是为了磕碜你们这些一胎都不生的！ o0175peeedd 记住，在他们发问前请尽快熟记这段话先发制人 <section class="" style="max-width: 100%;font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.544px;display: inline-block;width: 677px;border-width: 2px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(249, 110, 87);box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="" style="padding: 10px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="" style="max-width: 100%;">事业单位，月薪八千有对象，已买房，明年年初就订婚婚后马上要个小孩，男女都可以对了阿姨，你儿子/女儿怎么样了？ </section></section></section></section> <section class="_135editor" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="34405" data-color="rgb(216, 40, 33)" style="max-width: 100%;letter-spacing: 0.544px;font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);line-height: 25.6px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><section data-width="100%" style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 1em; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: inherit; color: rgb(254, 254, 254); border-color: rgb(216, 40, 33); display: inline-block; width: 556px; box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="" data-brushtype="text" style="padding: 0.5em;max-width: 100%;line-height: 1.2em;font-size: 1em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);background-color: rgb(216, 40, 33);box-sizing: border-box;">“噩耗”五：又到了逢年过节胖三斤的时候了</section><section style="margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;max-width: 100%;width: 0px;border-top: 0.6em solid rgb(216, 40, 33);border-bottom-color: rgb(216, 40, 33);height: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;border-left: 1em solid transparent !important;border-right: 1em solid transparent !important;"></section></section></section> 年底最不缺的就是各种大小饭局聚会 最要命的还是你根本就难以拒绝“大家都去就差你了！”“一年没见了还不聚一次？”说的容易，一到饭桌上就控制不住了 菜得吃，酒得喝，夜得熬已经迈入中年的佛系青年受不住啊 平时在外工作已经随便吃了，回家再不吃好点真对不起自己，尤其是过年那几天不多吃点，怎么对得起过去一年受的苦，每逢过年必胖3斤！ 现在冬天衣服穿的多看不出来到了开春时候就痛苦啦去年买的衣服今年就穿不上了！ <section class="_135editor" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="34405" data-color="rgb(216, 40, 33)" style="max-width: 100%;letter-spacing: 0.544px;font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);line-height: 25.6px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><section data-width="100%" style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 1em; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: inherit; color: rgb(254, 254, 254); border-color: rgb(216, 40, 33); display: inline-block; width: 556px; box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="" data-brushtype="text" style="padding: 0.5em;max-width: 100%;line-height: 1.2em;font-size: 1em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);background-color: rgb(216, 40, 33);box-sizing: border-box;">噩耗”六：发红包+红色炸弹100块都拿不出手</section><section style="margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;max-width: 100%;width: 0px;border-top: 0.6em solid rgb(216, 40, 33);border-bottom-color: rgb(216, 40, 33);height: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;border-left: 1em solid transparent !important;border-right: 1em solid transparent !important;"> </section></section></section>总以为自己还是收红包的宝宝但其实已经到了发红包的年纪成长还真是充满了烦恼啊 又到了年底，订婚、结婚、满月酒都堆一块儿了红色炸弹接连不断轰炸钱包准备好吗？ 份子钱100块够不够啊，别开玩笑了，你以为还是十年前吗？没有个三五百根本拿不出手！ 年底随份子一不小心随处一个月工资来年又要吃土了 <section class="_135editor" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="34405" data-color="rgb(216, 40, 33)" style="max-width: 100%;letter-spacing: 0.544px;font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);line-height: 25.6px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><section data-width="100%" style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 1em; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: inherit; color: rgb(254, 254, 254); border-color: rgb(216, 40, 33); display: inline-block; width: 556px; box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="" data-brushtype="text" style="padding: 0.5em;max-width: 100%;line-height: 1.2em;font-size: 1em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);background-color: rgb(216, 40, 33);box-sizing: border-box;">“噩耗”七：新的一年中年危机来了</section><section style="margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;max-width: 100%;width: 0px;border-top: 0.6em solid rgb(216, 40, 33);border-bottom-color: rgb(216, 40, 33);height: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;border-left: 1em solid transparent !important;border-right: 1em solid transparent !important;"></section></section></section> <section class="_135editor" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="90613" style="max-width: 100%;letter-spacing: 0.544px;font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);line-height: 25.6px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="padding: 10px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box;"><section data-width="100%" style="padding: 20px; max-width: 100%; width: 536px; border-width: 2px; border-style: dashed; border-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-radius: 10px; box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="" style="padding: 20px;max-width: 100%;border-radius: 10px;color: rgb(135, 136, 136);background-color: rgb(245, 246, 247);box-sizing: border-box;">“中年脱发”“中年失业”“中年……”</section></section></section></section> 标新立异的90后 也渐渐变成马路上神色疲惫的“中！年！人！” <section class="_135editor" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="34405" data-color="rgb(216, 40, 33)" style="max-width: 100%;letter-spacing: 0.544px;font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);line-height: 25.6px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><section data-width="100%" style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 1em; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: inherit; color: rgb(254, 254, 254); border-color: rgb(216, 40, 33); display: inline-block; width: 556px; box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="" data-brushtype="text" style="padding: 0.5em;max-width: 100%;line-height: 1.2em;font-size: 1em;color: rgb(255, 255, 255);background-color: rgb(216, 40, 33);box-sizing: border-box;">“噩耗”八：一大波熊孩子即将到货</section><section style="margin-right: auto;margin-left: auto;max-width: 100%;width: 0px;border-top: 0.6em solid rgb(216, 40, 33);border-bottom-color: rgb(216, 40, 33);height: 10px;box-sizing: border-box;border-left: 1em solid transparent !important;border-right: 1em solid transparent !important;"> </section></section></section>再来一波噩耗，熊孩子们要放寒假了一系列大片即将上演：恐怖片《暴力爹妈与熊孩子》励志片《艰难的补课之路》苦情片《不舍得手机》赣州的爸妈们颤抖吧~ 未婚人士别嘚瑟得太早你们的周末大觉也将会被楼下的尖叫声、哭声彻底毁掉… <section class="_135editor" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="89203" style="max-width: 100%;letter-spacing: 0.544px;font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;color: rgb(62, 62, 62);line-height: 25.6px;border-width: 0px;border-style: none;border-color: initial;box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="margin: 10px auto;max-width: 100%;"><section class="" data-brushtype="text" data-width="100%" style="max-width: 100%; width: 556px; font-size: 18px; height: 40px; line-height: 40px; border-bottom: 2px solid rgb(33, 33, 34); border-top-color: rgb(33, 33, 34); border-right-color: rgb(33, 33, 34); border-left-color: rgb(33, 33, 34); box-sizing: border-box;">最最最担心的事儿都要来了！</section><section data-width="100%" style="margin-top: 1px;max-width: 100%;width: 556px;border-top: 1px solid rgb(33, 33, 34);border-right-color: rgb(33, 33, 34);border-bottom-color: rgb(33, 33, 34);border-left-color: rgb(33, 33, 34);box-sizing: border-box;"> </section></section></section>怕年终奖少、怕回不了家、怕堵回家的路上、怕春节雾霾出不了门、怕长肉、怕催婚、怕问年龄、怕同学聚会、怕随礼、怕讨论去谁家过年.... 要！过！年！了！所以你担心的这些事儿都要来了！！！你确定你都准备好了吗？ <pre style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-size: 15.5556px; widows: 1; font-weight: bold; letter-spacing: 0.5px; line-height: 25.6px;"><pre style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15.5556px;line-height: 25.6px;"><pre style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 16px;line-height: 25.6px;"><pre style="max-width: 100%;font-size: 15.5556px;line-height: 25.6px;"><h2 class="" style="max-width: 100%; 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寻乌人挺住！接下来将是难熬的一个月！8个坏消息，最最...