在线等，我把老板的照片撕碎了怎么办？
<div class="wx_rich_media_content" id="jsWxContainer"><p style="text-align: center;"><br></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br></p><p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center;">昨天剪了短发，因为平胸，男同事说我像个男人，我委屈地哭了起来，这时候快递小哥进来了，看到我哭惊讶地问：”怎么了？怎么哭的跟个娘们似的“<br></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px;">▼</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center;">哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈这简直是考试时的我<span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;display:inline-block;width:20px;vertical-align:text-bottom;"></span><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;display:inline-block;width:20px;vertical-align:text-bottom;"></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;width: 578px;height: 395px;"></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px;">▼</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center;">喝酒断片是一件恐怖的事情，有一天老爸出去喝酒了，晚上醉醺醺的回来，老妈一生气，就往自己嘴上抹口红，亲了老爸脸和脖子几口。<br></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center;">第二天等老爸清醒了，老妈就开始和他吵架，问他昨天都去哪里鬼混了，爷爷过来劝架，看到老爸脸上的口红印，一巴掌就扇了过去，那个响的清脆，老爸一个星期都在努力回忆喝醉的那天晚上到底干啥了......<br></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px;">▼</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center;">so？哈哈哈哈哈<span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;display:inline-block;width:20px;vertical-align:text-bottom;"></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;width: 100%;height: auto;"></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px;"><br></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px;">▼</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center;">奶奶年龄大了。给她看我手机里的相片。告诉她用手指头一划就可以看下一张。<br></span></p><p><span style="color:#000000;font-family:-apple-system-font, system-ui, Helvetica Neue, PingFang SC, Hiragino Sans GB, Microsoft YaHei UI, Microsoft YaHei, Arial, sans-serif;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.544px;">咱真没必要每次都沾一次吐沫划<span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;display:inline-block;width:20px;vertical-align:text-bottom;"></span><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;display:inline-block;width:20px;vertical-align:text-bottom;"></span><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;display:inline-block;width:20px;vertical-align:text-bottom;"></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px;">▼</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center;">这是哪个二逼放的风筝，害的老子在这跪半天了，以为菩萨来了呢~<br></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;width: 100%;height: auto;"></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px;">▼</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;display:inline-block;width:20px;vertical-align:text-bottom;"></span><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;display:inline-block;width:20px;vertical-align:text-bottom;"></span><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;display:inline-block;width:20px;vertical-align:text-bottom;"></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;width: 100%;height: auto;"></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px;"><br></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.544px;">▼</span></span></p><p>高三时，因为某种不足为外人道也的原因，我被学校开除了。我前脚刚到家，班花后脚就追上门来，哭着问我：你走了，我怎么办啊？<br>老妈看看班花，又看看我，又惊又疑：你们……你们不会是那个啥吧？！<br>我赶紧摇头。</p><p>班花哭着说：阿姨，他走了，我就是全班倒数第一了！！</p><p><br></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.544px;">▼</span></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.544px;">太真实了吧<span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;display:inline-block;width:20px;vertical-align:text-bottom;"></span><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;display:inline-block;width:20px;vertical-align:text-bottom;"></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;width: 100%;height: auto;"></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px;"></span><br></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.544px;">▼</span></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.544px;">春节假期结束后上班公司搞活动，签到时可以拿一个红包，别人的都是一百块，我的红包里却只有一张老板的签名照。<br></span></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.544px;">后来老板在群里说：”抽到我照片的幸运儿是谁？凭照片可以找行政领一千元。“</span></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.544px;">我看着手里被我撕成碎片的照片陷入了沉思......</span></span><span style="text-align: center;font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;"></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px;"></span><br></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.544px;">▼</span></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center;">哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈连猫都出来摆摊了。</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;width: 100%;height: auto;"></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px;"><br></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.544px;">▼</span></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.544px;">夜深人静，我躲被窝用平板电脑看岛国片。片里的演员正在剧烈运动，但却发不出任何声响，把音量调至最大也无济于事，就在我琢磨自己的平板电脑为什么播不出声音的时候有人敲了我的房门，我心想爸妈不是睡觉了吗？这时房间的门被打开了，爸爸把蓝牙音箱丢给了我。。。。。。<br></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.544px;">▼</span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;width: 100%;height: auto;"></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px;"></span><br></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.544px;">▼</span></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.544px;">买了辆二手奥迪，装上软件后开始跑起了专车，一天拉了个女的，竟然是前女友。<br></span></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.544px;">一路上相对无言，看她表情也很挣扎，仿佛做着什么心理准备。<br></span></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.544px;">到达目的地后，她轻声对我说：我们还能回去吗？</span></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.544px;">我坐那纠结了半天，说：回去啊？回去还得加二十。</span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.544px;">▼</span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px;"></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px;">那五个人好惨......<br></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;width: 100%;height: auto;"></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px;"><br></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.544px;">▼</span></span></p><p>娶她！婚后可以挨时速32公里的耳刮子<span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;display:inline-block;width:20px;vertical-align:text-bottom;"></span><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;display:inline-block;width:20px;vertical-align:text-bottom;"></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;width: 100%;height: auto;"></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: -apple-system-font, system-ui, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px;"><br></span></p><hr style="max-width: 100%; font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; border-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.098); transform-origin: 0px 0px 0px; transform: scale(1, 0.5); box-sizing: border-box !important;"><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); box-sizing: border-box !important;">▼</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 25.6px; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 14px; box-sizing: border-box !important;">品质，决定一切</span></p><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; 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